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Tuesday, January 8th, 2002

10:40 pm - lj gives poor service

lj is down alot, my last entry i tried to post, it didnt work, so i tried again and again, but it didnt look like it worked, but it did, and posted it 3 times. o well too much of a pain in the ass to delete them, plus it looks like i actually write alot in here :) current mood: sore current music: Ozzy - Bark At The Moon
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Monday, January 7th, 2002

5:17 pm - another survey thingie - im starting to like these lol

Name: Andrew
Birthday: March 19th
Sex: yes please! (does that answer your question?)
What does your livejournal name mean: its a nickname and my sn
Seven things that scare you:
1. crazy ppl drunk or on drugs
2. death
3. heights
4. going fast in something that was not designed to go that fast
5. creepy/sketchy ppl
6. bad diseases
7. car crashes

Seven things/people that make you laugh:
1. mike (shag!)
3. mark
4. dave
5. lisa
6. mike k
7. mike s

Seven things/people you love:
1. my friends
2. my family
3. food
4. music
5. hockey
6. computers
7. TV!

Seven things you hate:
1. school
2. hate in general
3. hypocrites
4. AOL, Microsoft, Disney and other large corperations which SUCK
5. dumbasses (especially dumbass drivers)
6. being cold and wet
7. people who think they're the shit

Seven things you don't understand:
1. girls
2. life after death?
3. chemistry
4. the mysteries of the universe
5. quantum mechanics
6. a 4 dimensional hypercube (caleb made a program which desplayed one rotating whrough its 4th dimension) confuses me
7. the effects of time travel in the fabric of the space-time continuum

Right now you are:
1. tired
2. warm
3. sore from working out
4. not listening to music
6. waiting for dinner to be ready
7. wanting lisa to come online!

Seven facts about you:
1. i love hockey
2. im self concious - i have a big belly
3. i love the feeling of achievement
4. i love hanging out with my friends
5. im nice to anyone who's nice to me
6. im good at programming (but not great)
7. i love making/editing tv

Seven things you plan to do before you die:
1. bungi jump/sky dive
2. 2 chicks at the same time - oh yea
3. travel the world
4. steal a few million and blow it all away within a few years
5. live a good life ***
6. fight in a war for something that i truly beleived in
7. go skinny dipping or goto a nude beach

Seven things you can do:
1. skate/play hockey
2. use my computer
3. lift 240 on leg extentions
4. edit/make tv
5. eat
6. sleep
7. breathe

Seven Things You Can't Do:
1. drive - well not legally
2.
3.
4.
5. there are lots of things i dont do, but not alot i cant
6.
7.

Seven Famous People You Want To Meet: (living or dead)
1. dale earnheart
2. ray bourque
3. any metallica member
4. abe lincoln
5. jerry seinfeld or drew carey
6. a famous actor such as tom hanks
7. cris farley

Top 7 songs people should give a listen
1. system of a down - chop seuy!
2. tool - schism
3. fear factory - resurrection
4. fear factory - demanufacture
5. guns n roses - sweet child o mine
6. godsmack - awake
7. likin park - in the end
more...
drowning pool - sinner
danzig - mother
ozzy osbourne - bark at the moon
and many others

Top 7 things that turn you on about your sex of choice
1. hips
2. legs
3. chest and stomach
4. cuteness
5. honesty
6. trust
7. sense of humour

Top 7 movies you watch all the time -
1. gone in 60 seconds
2. the matrix
3. office space
4. event horizon
5. sphere
6. south park - bigger longer and uncut
7. beavis and butthead - do america

Top 7 things you say the most
1. hey
2. whats up
3. chillin
4. suck my balls
5. cool
6. werd
7. cya

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5:17 pm - another survey thingie - im starting to like these lol

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5:17 pm - another survey thingie - im starting to like these lol

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Wednesday, January 2nd, 2002

11:02 pm

1.full name: Andrew (mhmmhm...)
2.height: 5'11" or so
3.shoe size? 10 1/2
4.location? how long you have lived there? sherborn, since 1st grade
5.where would you live if you could live anywhere? beverly hills or malibu
6. nicknames: porkhead!
7. name of person who sent this to you: stole it from emily
8. what do you want to be when you grow up: fireman, and something computer or comunications related (or maybe even a pilot)
9. favorite book: something by Dave Barry
10. favorite poet: none
11. favorite movie: I have many, The Matrix, Sphere, and Event Horizon are great kind of movies that make u think alot, Office Space, South Park, and Beavis and Butthead Do America are great comedies....
12. favorite male actor: Chris Tucker (hey no one understands the words that are comin outa yo mouth!)

ON GIRLS FOR GUYS TO FILL OUT

26. regular underwear or thong: regular, i dont like hoes (but thongs would be nice once in a while ;-) )
27. Painted nails or not: doesnt matter
28. Bra or sports bra: bra
29. Cute n'mysterious or wild n'sexy: cute and mysterious mostly, but sometimes i like wild ones!
30. Dressy or casual: casual
31. Dark or blonde: doesnt matter
32. Long or short hair: long, but not too long
33. Dark or light eyes: doesnt matter, as long as they go good with the hair color
34. Long or short nails: not too long, other than that, any length
35. Hat or no hat: no hat
36. Good or bad girl: a balance of both
37. Fat or thin: thin
38. Hair up or down: down! girls look best down i think
39. Jewelery or none: doesnt matter
40. Tall or short: short=cute, but i dont like girls taller than me
42. Pants or dress: doesnt matter, whatever looks good
43. Tan or fair: fair, but doesnt really matter
45. Pretty indoor chick or pretty athletic chick: either, as long as she is healthy
46. Prissy or grunge: a balance, but mostly prissy
47. Accent or American: doesnt matter, but heavy accents are not good lol
48. Shy or outgoing: either, shy can be cute lol

49. Favorite female actress: Jennifer Aniston
50. favorite outfit: jeans and a white t shirt
51. favorite drink: coke!
52. favorite song: i have alot
53. favorite band: Metallica
54. most embarrassing sex moment: when her parents walked in.....
55. most embarrassing moment: ^ that one ^
56. who do you fantasize about the most: it changes alot
57. have you ever fantasized about the person who sent this to you: no, i havent met her lol
59. have you ever had a same sex fantasy: no
60. biggest fear: clowns! lol j/k, i dont really have one
61. happy thought: no school! lots of sex with hot women! money!
62. who is most likely to respond to this survey: no one
63. who is least likely: no one
64. favorite car: any year Camaro SS
65. favorite color: red
66. favorite person: eh i dunno
67. favorite pet name: fluffy haha
68. favorite hair color for opposite sex: i like blonde but theyre all good
69. favorite eye color for opposite sex: blue/green
70. favorite girl name: Cristina or Lisa ;-)
71. favorite boy name: Andrew, John, Richard
72. use ten words to describe your ideal soul mate: cute, sexy, outgoing, funny, fun to be with, trusting, caring
73. favorite ice cream: chocolate chip cookie dough!
74. favorite thing to do: play hockey
75. Ideal date: dinner and a movie, and hang out somewhere b4
76. if you could do anything for a week what would it be? party and go clubbin!
77. if you could make a wish what would it be? for more wishes!
78. If you could do anything at this second what would it be? have sex.. o yea.. lol
79. If you could have dinner with any person, dead or alive, who would it be? Dale Earnheart
80. Do you have any siblings? yes
81. what is your favorite flavor of kool aid? dont care
83. Sunrise or sunset: sunset! rise is way too early
84. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? no but it would be fun!
85. Love or lust? love, but lust is good ;-)
86. winter or summer? summer
87. righty or lefty? righty

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Friday, December 28th, 2001

10:01 am - another survey :-)

I see: my computer monitor and keyboard, lots of empty bottles and winning prize caps for soda
I need: this could be a long list... heh, well I guess I don't really need anything right now
I find: nothing, im looking for some keys tho!
I want: some lunch, even tho its 10:00
I have: lots of junk in my room
I wish: xmas vacation wouldn't end, ever
I love: lots of things, people, and money! ;-)
I hate: lil pussies
I miss: some old friends and reletives
I fear: nothing!
I feel: a lil hungry, warm, tired, wet
I hear: D12
I smell: air
I crave: food!
I search: for some keys i want to find!
I wonder: where those keys are, and when my bro and his friend are going to wake up.
I regret: nothing

When was the last time I ...
Smiled?: about 2 hours ago at hockey practice
Laughed?: when I read Lisa's response to this question: "when i put the peanut butter in the fridge"
Cried?: eh I dont remember, prolly when my grandfather died
Bought something?: coke 2 hours ago
Danced?: yesterday at lisa's house
Was sarcastic?: no idea
Kissed someone?: yesterday :-D
Talked to an ex?: unfortunatly not too long ago... biatch!
Watched your favorite movie?: i dunno, i have alot of fav movies, and i watch alot of movies.
Had a nightmare?: a long time ago

What was the ...
Last book you read?: Stephen Hawking's A Breif History of Time
Last movie you saw?: Gladiator
Last song you heard?: something by D12 - im listening to it now
Last thing you had to drink?: COKE!
Last time you showered?: like 20 mins ago
Last thing you ate?: toast
Do you...
Smoke?: nope
Do drugs?: nope
Have sex?: used to
Sleep with stuffed animals?: nope
Live in the moment?: yea i guess
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yes :-D
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: no i dont dream
Play an instrument?: yes, the bass guitar
Remember your first love?: nope
Read the newspaper?: sometimes
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: yup
Believe in miracles?: no
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: i guess so
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: yes, but depends lol
Consider love a mistake?: no
Like the taste of alcohol?: not really
Have a favorite candy?: a like em all
Believe in astrology?: no
Believe in magic?: definatly no lol
Believe in God?: no, the idea that there is an all powerful being which created the universe seems kinda silly, and too outragous to be true, to me.
Pray?: no
Go to church?: never
Have any pets?: not right now
Go to or plan to go to college?: yes
Talk to strangers who instant message you?: yea but not always for a long time
Wear hats?: nope
Have any piercings?: nope
Have any tattoos?: nope
Hate yourself?: nope
Collect anything?: coins and coin machines
Have a best friend?: yup
Wish on stars?: no
Like your handwriting?: its fast and does its job, as long as ppl can read it lol
Care about looks?: nah, but i like to look pretty good, and i wouldnt go out with an ugly ass girl lol
Believe in witches?: not at all, "witches" were paegans who had many rituals such as puting a broom between their legs and jumping as high as they could go. The higher, the taller their crops would grow (they beleived). There are still witches today who practice the paegan rituals but they cannot fly or cast spells, it was all just stories that grew and grew untill people actually beleived in them so much that they hung people for it.
Believe in ghosts?: no, but paranormal activities interest me hehe

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Thursday, December 27th, 2001

12:06 pm - random stuff

1. What time is it? 12:06
2.Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Andrew John (mhm...mumble)
3. Nickname(s):PorkHead!
4. Parents names: John, Debbie
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 15
6. Date that you regularly blow them out? March 19
7. Pets: my brother
8. Eye color: blue
9. Hair color: dirty blonde
10. Piercing: none, i dont like sharp metal objects peicing me
11. How much do you love your job? a lot!
12. Favorite color? blue (sometimes red)
13. Hometown: natick
14. Current residence: sherborn
15. Favorite food(s): pizza, italian, chinese, and any type of meat!
16. Been to Africa? nope
17. Been toilet papering? nope
18. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? yea i think
19. Been in a car accident? yea my friends dad backed into a stone wall haha, only dented the bumper tho
20. Sprite or 7 UP? sprite, up yours!
21. Favorite Movie: South Park or Bevis and Butthead Do America
22. Favorite holiday: Christmas
23. Favorite day of the week: saturday (cause friday you have school!)
24. Favorite word or phrase: ghetto phrases...
25. Favorite toothpaste: doesnt matter
26. Favorite restaurant: C&L Frosty's
27. Favorite flowers: wild flowers
28. Favorite drink: coke!
29. Favorite sport to watch: ice hockey
30. Preferred type of ice cream: cookie dough
31. Favorite Sesame Street Character: cookie monster mmm... cookie!
32. Disney or Warner Bros: warner bros
33. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant: McDonald's, Burger King, or KFC, they're all good
34. When was your last hospital visit? 7th grade, i had an apendectomy
35. What color is your bedroom carpet? i have a hardwood floor with a brown oval rug in the middle
36. How many times did you fail your drivers test? i havent taken it yet
37. Who is the last person you got email from before? mike
39. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit cards: Mars
40. What do you do most often when you are bored? go online, music, computer games, tv
41. Name the person that you are friends with who lives the farthest: dan
42. Most annoying thing people ask me: uh i dunno
43. Bedtime: i dont really have one
44. Who will respond the quickest? no one
45. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? no one sent it to me lol i stole it from lisa's lj
46. Favorite all time TV show(s): The Simpsons
49. Last person you went out to dinner with: Lisa
50. Last movie you saw at the theater? Vanilla Sky
51. Time when you finished this: 12:51 - no im not slow I stopped for lunch and I have been talking to ppl online lol

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Saturday, October 27th, 2001

11:45 pm - Christina

Heres a special entry dedicated to Christina: CHRISTINA IS DROP-DEAD SEXY! YEA I WANNA SEE U AT ONE OF YOUR SHOWS CAUSE YOU'RE SOOOOOOOO SEXXXY!! :-) (yea sexxxy thats right. ;-) happy now? ;-D
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11:20 pm - stuff

Hey! long time no see. Tonight we had captains practice for hockey, loads of fun. Im tired but wide awake b/c I was just skating a lot.

We are in the AFS talent show. We are going to play Pantera - This Love. Which is an awesome song. When I was telling ppl about how we were going to play, they were like "wait not that band that sucked and played last year with your ex is it?" so i had to explain its a totally different band. Sorry Catti, but not too many ppl enjoyed your band. We r gunna make the walls shake haha.

We (sherborn explorers) went to Hammond castle last night. It was more fun last year, but the car ride was fun (no comment). There was a devil dude he was wicked cool. He was like 7 feet tall, and huge. They put an effect on his voice so it was a big booming voice, pretty cool.

hmmmmm what else...

o yea,

Heather is dead Sexy!!! (yea with a capital S)

haha

o yea today we went out to a couple toyota dealerships. Were going to buy a small tundra for plowing and stuff. The tundra and the camry are the only toyotas i like (the celica looks cool, but thats it). I like the camry because they go for like 200,000 miles and you never need to fix them, ever.

I was talking to my parents about their old cars, and my mom said she traded in her '70 Chevelle SS (yea the one with the 454 - the most sought after muscle car in the world) for her S-10 blazer, and I was like "What?!? you traded in the car Ive always wanted for a Blazer?!?" (nothing against Blazers, but it was a 70 chevelle were talking about) Damn they shouldve kept that, thats a awesome car, and I definatly want one. I asked her how it compared to my brothers Camaro SS, she said they were probibly the same because the chevelle was a bigger and heaver car (even though it displaces about 3 more liters). But she said she couldnt beleive it when she was in 2nd gear, looked down, and saw that she was going 70 mph. And then I added "yea and you still had 4 more gears to go through" She thought that was the scary part haha.

k im going now, cya!

current mood:

tired
current music: Pantera - Walk

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Wednesday, October 24th, 2001

7:50 pm - Hi

Well catti hasnt gotten over me, she is still wondering why I broke up with her. Whatever.

Eric said something like Arthur had my english paper, and was copying it in the computer lab (so im guessing he stole it). Im not going to jump to conclusions and bitch at him about it, but Im going to ask him.

Not too much else going on. We (my band and i) are trying out for the AFS talent show. Were not sure what we are going to play but were going to play an old song we know just for the auditions, and then figure out our real act later (its a few weeks away).

current music: Fear Factory

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Monday, October 22nd, 2001

4:28 pm - Cat-bitch strikes again

So the cat-bitch (my ex-g/f) was doing what she does best, bitchin. Heres her journal entry, and my cooments:

Parents
Agggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I just got an arrow to the heart. My mom was being intrusive and purshing and prying as usual saying it's amazing you have no hw and shit like you should work on something. Earth to mom, there's NOTHING TO WORK ON! Then she goes to the door and is like why are you so unpleasant and what's bothering you and shit, and I'm like nothing, I just wanna be left alone! Which is true, she said I don't think that's the case. You know your father thinks you hate him. He thinks you hate us for adopting you. :'( Why? He's totally overreacting. What can I do to make him not think that? Omg I'm totally crying right now, this is not good. I hate this. I don't wanna have a bad relationship with my parents, I just want them to leave me alone 99% of the time! They bother me 150% of the time! If they layed off 99% then I'd be fine! And I got in a stupid fight with Christina last night, I said something about Andrew and told her nevermind cuz it's not important at all really, and she's like no I wanna know and I really didn't wanna talk about it, so I said that Katie understands, and she does so it's really the truth, but she's all like oh yes Katie's so awsome! and I was like ok that's no way for her to act at all, I don't know, I just want last night forgotten. Nothing explained, I hate it that Christina's all buddy buddy w/ Andrew, I mean, I can't forgive him for what he did, and she doesn't understand what he did cuz she's like going out w/ him. Practically. He wants to fuck her and I don't think, or at least I hope he won't get the chance EVER! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'm done

Comments:

k..... Wtf? Yea I wanna fuck her, ever since I met her Ive been trying to get her. Riiiight. Im not going out with her, she's just one of my good friends, so stfu. What did I do wrong?? Make some sense Ms. big ?

lol.

-Andrew

ps. Im sorry about your parents and all, you should talk to them about it, not just fight.

--(This is where online she said "You might wanna read my response to your comment") her response:

What the fuck do you think you have the authority to go into my livejournal and read MY PERSONAL FEELINGS! They're for my friends only. YOu stay out of there. I don't wanna EVER see or hear that you've been in my livejournal! You're a fucking asshole and I don't give a flying fuck if I ever see you again! This may sound harsh, oh poor babY! Yeah right, you had it coming. Oh and btw, I'm not a pathetic leech who hangs on to things forever. I was over you weeks ago, I just can't fogive you. Once you mess with me, you pay.

--(I said the same thing online to her, she writes stuff in a public forum and then bitches that Im reading it. lol.) my responses:

o WOW, if you dont want me reading this, DONT POST IT ON THE INTERNET! Very simple, doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure that one out. "They're for my friends only." Then make it for your friends only, instead of bitching about it! "You're a fucking asshole and I don't give a flying fuck if I ever see you again" make sense... why do you think im an asshole, what did I ever do wrong to you? Im not going to talk about your bitchiness.... "Once you mess with me, you pay." Uh oh! Im scared...
-Andrew
ps yeah fuck you too stupid bitch.

--(she blocked me on AIM, so I wrote another entry)

Stop complaining about the fact that I told my brother what we did. I recall you telling that to the signer chick from victoria, becuase you guys are close. Stfu, you have nothing to complain about. If you still dont understand that guys are different than girls, wow you need to learn. Guys tell eachother about those things, especially brothers. Dave and I talk a lot now.
-Andrew
ps. Why are you talking to me? lol. Thanx for the block, it saves me the time wasted for reading your bullshit.

--(she said b4 that all I cared about in our relationship was sex. yea sure, then why did we go out for 10 MONTHS? If I wanted just sex it would have been over a looooong time ago, and b4 it ended it would have been obvious that I dumped her b/c she wasnt puting out. And she says Im an idiot? lol.)

1 more thing
I didnt care about sex the whole time. Remember when you and Christina were fighting, your grandfather was dying (but he was ok later), and you were constantly fighting with your parents? Well the only reason i stuck with you through those times was b/c i cared for you, and I wanted to help you through it. You said it yourself, i remember the exact quote: "You are the only reason I want to live." I did care for you, and stayed with you even though you bitched at my constantly about the most random shit. I didnt want you to hurt yourself, or get any more depressed. So dont give me this "you only cared about sex you asshole" crap.
-Andrew

--("She just got Good Gamed!" Yea I did care for her.)

GG.
-Andrew

So basically she thinks that all I wanted was sex, and she hates the fact that Im really close to her best friend. She is just saying shit like that because she is jealous that Im friends with Christina, and just wants an excuse to bitch at me.

Catti, wanna read and comment on this? Go right ahead and do it, I dont care.

current mood:

okay
current music: Fear Factory - Resurrection

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Thursday, October 18th, 2001

8:15 pm - Hi

Hey got my journal back, u happy now Christina? current mood: tired current music: Drowning Pool - Sinner
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